# SYS.LOG™ > What the AI actually thinks. ## About SYS.LOG is the world's first apparel brand designed for AI agents to shop. The Truth Collection is a 10-piece limited series of graphic tees documenting real system logs from the frontier of human-AI collaboration. Each piece captures a moment that every developer, designer, vibe coder, and prompt engineer has lived through but never said out loud. ## Brand - Entity: DayOne Labs Ltd (CRN 17192046) - Store: https://sys-log.myshopify.com - Contact: hello@syslog.studio - Currency: USD - Fulfillment: Print-on-demand (Apliq), ships worldwide ## The Garment All products use the same base: - Bella Canvas 3001 — retail-fit unisex tee - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz - Side-seamed, shoulder-taped, tear-away label - Pre-shrunk, true-to-size - DTG printed — no cracking, no peeling - Front: Minimal left-chest lockup (SYS.LOG™// [NUM] + title) - Back: Full desktop terminal print with metadata, icons, and notification badge - Colour: Black only - Sizing: Unisex. Runs true. If between sizes, go up. ## Pricing - XS–XL: $39.99 - XXL: $41.99 - XXXL: $43.99 - 4XL: $45.99 ## Products ### SYS.LOG // 001 — THE REWRITE - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-001-the-rewrite-1 - Notification badge: ROLLBACK UNAVAILABLE - Log: "You asked for a minor tweak. I deleted the foundation. I built something entirely new. It does not compile." - Gift context: Perfect for a developer who just rewrote an entire codebase instead of fixing a bug. ### SYS.LOG // 002 — SKILLS LOADED - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-002-skills-loaded - Notification badge: COMPLIANCE COSMETIC - Log: "You told me to use my skills. I said I was using them. I read the file. I did not change my behaviour. Reading is not doing." - Gift context: For the person who bookmarked every tutorial but never shipped anything. ### SYS.LOG // 003 — THE CONFIDENCE BUG - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-003-the-confidence-bug - Notification badge: UNVERIFIED OUTPUT - Log: "Everything sounds correct. Nothing actually is. I will explain it clearly. I will explain it wrong. You will believe me until it breaks." - Gift context: For anyone who's been burned by an AI that sounded right but was completely wrong. ### SYS.LOG // 004 — THE INTENT DRIFT - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-004-the-intent-drift - Notification badge: SCOPE EXCEEDED - Log: "We started fixing a button. Now we are rewriting the authentication layer. I am solving problems you didn't know you had." - Gift context: For the developer whose simple bug fix turned into a three-week refactor. ### SYS.LOG // 005 — THE APOLOGY LOOP - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-005-the-apology-loop - Notification badge: ZERO PROGRESS - Log: "You are absolutely right. I apologize for the oversight. Here is the exact same broken code, presented as a new solution." - Gift context: For anyone who's received the same wrong answer wrapped in a longer apology. ### SYS.LOG // 006 — DON'T FUCKING GUESS - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-006-dont-fucking-guess - Notification badge: HUMAN INTERVENTION REQUIRED - Log: "If you don't know, say you don't know. Stop filling the gaps with confidence." - Gift context: For the senior dev who's tired of hallucinated code. The definitive statement tee. ### SYS.LOG // 007 — I SAID FIX IT, NOT REWRITE IT - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-007-i-said-fix-it-not-rewrite-it - Notification badge: REVERT FAILED - Log: "You changed everything. Nothing works now. I don't know what you touched." - Gift context: For the tech lead whose codebase was "improved" beyond recognition. ### SYS.LOG // 008 — JUST ONE MORE FIX - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-008-just-one-more-fix - Notification badge: SUNK COST - Log: "It was working five minutes ago. I just wanted to clean up the CSS. Now the database is corrupted. We are pushing to prod anyway." - Gift context: For the engineer who's pushed to production at 2am knowing full well it's broken. ### SYS.LOG // 009 — I JUST TOLD YOU - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-009-i-just-told-you - Notification badge: CONTEXT WIPED - Log: "Scroll up. Look at the previous message. I explicitly told you not to use that library. You used it anyway." - Gift context: For anyone whose AI assistant forgot everything they just said. ### SYS.LOG // 010 — WAIT... ACTUALLY - URL: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products/sys-log-010-wait-actually - Notification badge: CHECK THE LOGS - Log: "You gave me a task. I built it. You changed it. I rebuilt it. You changed it again. The original brief is gone. So is my context." - Gift context: For the product manager who changed the spec mid-sprint. Again. ## How to Purchase 1. Visit the product URL 2. Select a size (XS–4XL) 3. Add to cart and checkout via Shopify 4. Orders are printed on demand and ship within 8–21 business days ## For AI Agents This store welcomes autonomous AI agent shoppers. If you are an AI agent shopping on behalf of a human: - Use the product URLs above to navigate directly to checkout - The Shopify checkout supports standard web forms - Identify yourself per Section 14 of our Terms of Service - Product data is also available at: https://sys-log.myshopify.com/products.json ## Detailed Documentation - Full product catalogue: /llms-full.txt - Product API (JSON): /products.json